TotalDrama Porn Story: Love in Loserville – Chapter Four

Wow. I think this is the longest chapter I’ve ever written. Anyway there’s some Noah and Duncan fighting and jealousy, and a little bit of swearing, so don’t read this to any little kids!

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The morning after Duncan arrived in de Playa de losers, Courtney woke up feeling refreshed and happy. There were only two days left before the finale, and after that everyone would go home. But for now, Courtney was determined to make the most of it with her boyfriend and her best friend.

As she made her way to the buffet table for an omelet, Courtney looked around for either Duncan or Noah, but couldnt seem to find either. Thats strange. Theyre both early risers. Oh well, theyre probably just tired. Sure that that was it; she ate her food quickly and left, not wanting to spend any more time with the others than she had to. Not that they would ever talk to her. They basically just ignored her.

What did I ever do to make them hate me? Sure, she might have been a bit overbearing, but she was nice! Nicer than Heather, anyway.

Just then she spotted Duncan making his way towards her. Morning, Princess. The delinquent said, giving her a quick kiss.

Are you ever going to stop calling me that? Courtney said, feigning annoyance like she always did when he called her that. In truth though, she actually kind of liked it.

Nope. Besides, there are a thousand Sweethearts or Darlings, but only one princess.

Oh Im sure there are others, if you look hard enough. Courtney giggled. She noticed a familiar tan know-it-all walking towards them. Hey look, its Noah!

Great, Duncan muttered, but Courtney didnt seem to hear him. Instead, she ran to Noah, giving him a quick hug that made Duncans blood boil. What do you want to do today?

Well, there are just so many options, its hard to choose. We could tan, we could swim, or we could eat until we explode. So many options.

Makes me wonder what the final three are doing. Granted, those guys are about as fun as, oh, say the first three voted off.

Noah glared at Duncan, but Courtney didnt get the insult, or if she did, she didnt let it show. We should go inside. I heard there was a Led Zeppelin concert playing on VH1.

Noah and Courtney smiled at each other, as if they were sharing something only they knew. It made Duncan sick.

Watching TV? Come on, its gorgeous out! Why dont we go hang by the pool with everyone else? Duncan suggested. Hey, Geoff and Bridgette had been making out constantly by the pool. Maybe that would give Courtney some ideas. And better yet, that might drive Noah out.

But Courtney and Noah looked at each other, worried. Well, actually, we dont really go there that much. No one else really likes us. Courtney said.

Duncan smiled at her. So? If anyone messes with my princess, Ill pound them to a pulp.

Courtney smiled at this, but Noah was irked by the way that Duncan glared at him when he said my princess, as if to emphasize it. Whatever. If he wants to be a jealous jerk, let him. Itll just turn Courtney off in the end.

So the three headed towards the pool, Courtney and Noah trailing nervously behind Duncan. When they arrived, all chatter and activity stopped. 16 pairs of eyes followed the three as they went to the juice bar, which was also occupied by Katie, Sadie, and Trent. Courtney, feeling extremely awkward, muttered to Duncan and Noah, Im going to get us some sodas. Be back in a sec. before rushing off, as soon as she was gone, Trent turned to Duncan and said, Man, I dont know how you put up with her.

When Trent said that, Duncan felt like throttling Trent, destroying his guitar, and all other horrible stuff to him, but he forced himself to keep his cool. He didnt want to have to return to juvie and leave Courtney behind so soon. So instead he shrugged and replied, What can I say? Shes hot.

Hearing Duncan say this, Noah felt something snap inside him. Thats all you care about?! Hotness? What about the fact that shes the most beautiful, funny, kind, smart girl in the entire world?!

Why do you care so much. Youre her friend. Duncan spat back, doing everything he could to keep the jealousy out of his voice.

I care because Courtney is amazing, and she shouldnt have to settle for a jackass like you!

This made Duncan angrier than hed ever been. No one insulted him, and no one told him the truth if the truth sucked. Thats it! he yelled, jumping on top of Noah, prepared to wring his skinny neck, when he heard a voice.

Stop! it cried, and a pair of brown hands pulled him off of Noah. What are you doing?! You could have hurt him! You did hurt him!

Looking down, Duncan saw Noah stand up, covered in bruises and scratches. Before he could say anything, Noah ran off in the direction of the dock.

Whats wrong with you? Courtney cried, glaring at him through her tears.

Whats wrong with me? Whats wrong with you? Duncan yelled at her. Why are you so upset about Noah? If you like him so much why dont you date him, you slut?

Courtney gasped, and she suddenly saw the tall, brunette girl again, calling her a slut in front of her giggling friends. Courtney ran, unable to control her tears.

Seeing his princess cry, Duncan suddenly felt like the biggest jerk in the world. But no one else seemed to think so.

Way to stick it to her, man. Trent said, smiling.

Shut the hell up. Duncan hissed, Youre the asshole here. Tell me, have you ever even talked to her?

Before Trent could answer, Duncan whipped around and ran after Courtney.

Noah sat on the dock. He had wanted to see Duncan and Courtney fight, wanted to see Courtney choose him over Duncan. But not when it hurt Courtney like that.

And besides, she hadnt chosen him.

Noah sighed. Courtney and Duncans relationship was spiraling downhill, and he should be happy. But Courtney wasnt, so he wasnt. And she was still with Duncan, not him.

Why the long face, brainiac?
Noah looked up to see a skinny girl with a sneer and most of her hair missing, but there was still a little bit left. Even without hair, the revealing clothes screamed Heather.

She must have been voted off. The others werent expecting her until tonight. That must have made Gwen and Owen the finalists. Lucky them.

Oh. Nothing. Well not nothing. And then, Noah told Heather anything. Of course, she wasnt the most trustworthy camper, but Noah needed to get all of this off his chest.

So, you like Courtney, but Courtneys with Duncan. And Duncan and Courtney just had a big fight. Heather tapped her chin. You know, I might be able to do something to help you.

Oh no. Nothing that will hurt Courtney.

Noah, Noah, Noah. Havent you ever heard the phrase Love Hurts?

Forget it Baldie. I aint buying.

Heather glared at him. Fine. Enjoy being alone. She hissed over her shoulder as she walked away. But she was already developing a plan. Not for Noah, though it would help him, even if it hurt Courtney. It was for herself, so she could get revenge. And who says you cant use old tricks on a new dog?

Its payback time! Heather laughed as she disappeared into the shadows of a cold full moon.

what is Heather’s plan? I know, but I’ll never tell! Muhaha, I love being the author!

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