Total Drama Porn Story: Youre on Total Drama Island Charlie Brown Chapter 11

Its Free Time,
Charlie Brown

All the campers were
relaxing around Camp Wawanakwa. It was just after ten oclock and
Chris hadnt summoned them for a challenge yet, so they figured
theyd utilize this free time for luxury. Even Snoopy and
Woodstock, the new cameramen, were taking an hour break from their
jobs and relaxing near Snoopys doghouse.

At
the Screaming Gophers cabin, Cody was sitting on the front porch
playing a hand-held game to pass the time. His mind was fixed on
nothing but the game. Nearby, Heather and Lindsay were lying in lawn
chairs on the front porch, getting tans. Lindsay didnt seem to
have any trouble relaxing. Heather, on the other hand, was having
trouble trying to block out Codys hand-held video game sound
effects.

Will
you turn that racket down? she barked over to him. Im TRYING
to relax here!

So
go put on earmuffs, Cody replied, not looking up from his game.

No!
Heather snapped. All YOU need to do is turn down the volume on
that stupid game! Then we wont have to listen to that annoying
crap!

You
would say that, Cody said, still not looking up at her. You
just dont appreciate the art of chip-music: without it, there
would probably be no Wiino Super Mario Galaxyno Twilight
Princessno Metroid Corruptionno Wario World Shake Itno Super
Smash Brothers Brawlno-

Ugh!
I cant stand this geek talk! Heather screamed. Im going
down to the lake! Are you coming Lindsay?

Lindsay,
however, seemed to have fallen asleep. Heather just scoffed and left
for the beach, sticking her tongue out at an unaware Cody in the
process.

Confession Cam

Heather
Whataloser. No wonder that guy cant get a girl to like
him: if he became any more of a computer nerd, hed become a
computer himself.

Cody Hey, I
cant help it if I like video games. Who knows, maybe one day Ill
make my own video game and market itthen Id have more money
than that bimbo Heather could ever dream of having.

END

Cody
went back to playing his computer game. He was lost in its world
until he heard a voice ask him What were you taking about
Twilight Princess?.

Cody
turned around and almost fainted when he saw Lindsay standing there
in her bathing suit.

Ugherahnothing,
Cody quickly replied after forcing himself to look back at his game.
Itsuhjust this game that Ive played back home, thats
all.

Ohwhats
it about?

Oh,
it continues the series of Zelda, where a local village boy has to
save a princess from the evil clutches of a power-hungry sorcerer.

Aw,
that sounds so romantic, Lindsay smiled.

Really?
You think so? Cody asked, seeming shocked Lindsay would think that
of a video game.

Yeah!
Definitely! Lindsay replied. Is that what game youre playing
right now?

Uh,
nothis is a puzzle game, Cody explained.

Oh,
Lindsay replied, seeming disappointed.

Cody
sighed as he went back to his game. But as he played, he could feel
Lindsay kneel down behind him and stare at his screen over his back.

OkayIm
confusedwhy are you stacking Ts and Is up like that? And how
come every time you complete a row, it disappears? Doesnt that,
like, defeat the purpose of building something? Okay, now why is
there an O thats munched up into a square falling down? Now
theres a weird-looking Znow its a crooked N? Im
confused.

Little
did Lindsay realize that as she was watching Cody play, she was
leaning closer and closer towards Cody. Soon, she was leaning so
close that her chest area was rubbing up against the back of Codys
head. Poor Codys eyes were literally bulging out of his head, his
hands were trembling, and he had completely forgotten about the game
he was playing.

Now
another Ts coming down? I thought that one already fell beforewhy
are you letting them stack up like that? Youre starting to run out
of room Coryarent you supposed to move them around like you
were before?

The
more questions Lindsay asked, the more she was leaning forward and
the more her chest was pressing against the back of Codys head. As
if on cue, the moment Cody lost the game, Cody suddenly let out a
blood-curling scream and raced off to the communal bathrooms.

Confession Cam

Lindsay Aw,
poor CoryI didnt know that he took losing computer games so
hard. she pauses and goes into thought Why was he screaming
something about needing to take a cold shower?

END

Down
at the beach, Heather was trying to relax and get a tan, but she
wasnt having much luck down there either as Katie and Sadie were
talking a mile-a-minute about different things. Ezekiel was with them
too, but he was more focused on soaking up some sun rather than
listening in on their conversation.

Out
in the water, DJ, Owen, and Geoff were swimming while Bridgette was
sitting on her surf board waiting for the perfect wave to show up.

Um,
I know were not on the same team and all, but do you think you
could teach me how to surf? Owen excitedly asked Bridgette.

I
dont see why not, Bridgette smiled.

WHOO
HOO! Im gonna be a surfer! Owen shouted excitedly.

Bridgette
got off her board while DJ and Geoff willingly helped Owen get on. It
took all the strength they had, but they managed to get Owen to stay
afloat Bridgettes surfboard.somehow.

THIS
IS AWESOME! WHOO-HOO! Owen cheered enthusiastically. SURFS UP!
SURFS UP! WHOO-HOO!

As
soon as Owen had shouted surfs up, the all too familiar jazz
background music filled the air. Instantly, everyone looked over to
where Snoopy was. Indeed, he was racing towards then wearing Hawaiian
swimming trunks, an orange surfboard, and a great smile. Snoopy
jumped into the water, not even the slightest bit scared. The music
continued to play lightly, but energetically in the background. Owen
was almost squealing with joy as Snoopy paddled up next to him and
Bridgette, who was explaining to Owen how to bring the surfboard in.

Confession Cam

Owen Ever
since I got here, I have yet to hear my name in one of those cool
jazz songs that cameraman has playing in the background behind him. I
thought I was finally going to get my chance to hear it as that
cameraman paddled up next to me. I was soPSYCHED!

End

Owen
enthusiastically listened to Bridgette explain the tactics of surfing
while keeping close attention to the music playing in the background.
Still no words had been sung at this point.

Snoopy
was just casually paddling out towards the sea, waiting for the
perfect wave to approach them.

Finally,
just as Bridgette finished explaining to Owen the tactics of surfing,
the perfect wave began approaching them. Snoopy immediately faced
away from the wave and with a determined look on his face, prepared
himself to ride it. Owen did just as Bridgette instructed him to and
prepared to stand on his board as the wave approached them.

The
wave approached Snoopy first, who had no problem standing up on his
board as he began his ride ashore on the surfboard. He was having
little to no trouble performing tricks and stunts on the surfboard
(hand stands, walking from the front to the back, riding the very top
of the wave as well as the inside, etc.).

Owen
was smiling greatly as the wave approached him. Right on Bridgettes
cue, he raced to stand up on the boarda little too fast. Owen
didnt have a chance to catch his balance as the wave picked the
surfboard up. Much to the dismay of Bridgette, Geoff, and DJ, Owen
fell off the surfboard and splashed into the water. This resulted in
the current wave approaching the shore to almost turn into a major
tidal wave that swooshed all three Killer Bass teammates onto the
beach, splashing Katie, Sadie, Ezekiel, and Heather in the process.
The wave had also managed to knock Snoopy off balance, causing him to
fall off hi surfboard and into the heart of the tidal wave.

Seven
pairs of angry eyes glared into the water at Owen, who had emerged
from the water holding carrying Bridgettes surfboard.

sorry
Owen quietly whispered.

Its
okay, Bridgette replied, seeming slightly annoyed as she took her
surfboard back from the much larger teen.

EEK!
Katie and Sadie shrieked, causing the other campers to jump out of
their shoes. When they looked over to Katie and Sadie, the two girls
were frantically pointing towards the water. There, just on shore,
was Snoopy face down in the water motionless. Immediately, Geoff and
DJ raced over to him and carefully dragged the unconscious cameraman
ashore.

SWEET
POTATOES! HES NOT BREATHING! Owen panicked.

Bridgette!
Youve got first-aid training, right? We need you to do CPR!

Bridgette
didnt even give DJ an answer as she leaned over Snoopy and began
to instantly give him mouth to mouth. She did this for about fifteen
minutes until she was out of breath. Snoopy had a pulse, but was
still not breathing.

Quick!
Who else here knows CPR? Geoff shouted out.

DJ.
Ezekiel, Owen, Katie, and Sadie all shook their heads no.
Instantly, all eyes fell on Heather.

Ugh!
You want ME to do CPR on HIM? she asked, sounding disgusted with
the idea.

We
need someone now while Bridgette catches her breath! Geoff called
out once more. Do you know CPR?

Wellyes,
but

BUT
NOTHING! Ezekiel snapped. His lifes at stake! We need your
help NOW!

Ezekiel,
along with everyone else, was now glaring intensely at Heather.
Feeling uncomfortable with it all, she finally agreed to give Snoopy
mouth to mouth.

Heather
bent over Snoopy, staring directly at the cameramans furry mouth.
As she opened his mouth, his long tongue immediately fell out of his
mouth, causing Heather to throw up a little in hers. She quickly
recollected herself, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and slowly
leaned down towards Snoopys mouth. Closer, closer, closer
Heathers mouth came to Snoopys. She kept her eyes closed the
whole time, waiting for her lips to meet the cameramans mouth.

Just
before her mouth touched his, she heard something strange.

What
thewhos kissing at a time like this? Heather thought to
herself. Someone was making kissing noises. She quickly opened her
eyes and there, inches from her mouth, were the puckered up lips of
the cameraman, making kissing noises as he waited for Heathers
lips to touch his.

AUGH!
Heather screamed out of fury and shock. Again, all the campers jumped
out of their shoes.

YouYouYOU
LITTLE JERK! Heather shouted furiously at Snoopy, who was now
sitting up and laughing hysterically. YOU PERVERT! YOUYOUAUGH!

Annoyed
as ever, Heather stormed away from the scene. Once she was gone,
everyone else surrounding Snoopy joined in the laughter.

Confession Cam

Heather
Whatajerk! He has me thinking hes dying and he takes
advantage of that to try and KISS ME? What kind of a cameraman does
he think he is anyways? Ill see to it that my parents sue Chris
for hiring that little creep! Mark my words on that!

Snoopy (Snoopy
holds up a picture on Heather bending over Snoopy with her eyes
closed and his lips puckered up. He then lifts his eyebrows slyly at
the camera to go with his abnormally large smile. He then holds up a
picture of Heather with a mortified look on her face and breaks out
laughing hysterically.)

Geoff That
cameraman sure knows how to play the gameno, not THIS gameI
meanTHE game! (He slaps himself on the forehead) I mean, why
didnt I think of doing that?

Bridgette I
dont approve of the cameraman doing what he did to Heather,
regardless how funny it was. That aside, I have to admit, I was
rather impressed with his surfing skills.

Owen (He
sighs) When am I going to have that cameraman sing a jazz song with
my name in it?

END

As
Heather stormed back to her cabin, she failed to notice Charlie Brown
in the distance, desperately trying to fly a kite. Charlie Brown
grabbed his kite string and began running with the kite, dragging it
on the ground each and every time. Frustrated, but determined,
Charlie Brown picked up his kite once again and ran with it. This
time, the kite caught the wind and began to rise into the air.
Charlie Brown became excited as he watch his kite start to ascend
into the sky. But as it went by a tree, the tree seemed to come to
life, snatch the kite, and began making chewing sounds.

UGH!
Not here too! Charlie Brown shouted in desperation. Let go of
my kite, you stupid tree!

The
tree ignored his pleads and continued to chew on the kite.

Confession Cam

Charlie Brown
Back home, we have these kite-eating trees that always look to my
kites for their next meal. I thought that being away from home, I
would avoid those kinds of tress for awhileI guess theyre
everywhere. (He lets out a depressed sigh).

Izzy (She is
chewing on Charlie Browns kite) MMM! Tastes like chicken!

END

Attention
Campers! Chris voice boomed out over the loudspeakers. Please
report to the open field just outside the campgrounds!

Charlie
Brown sighed and let the kite-eating tree finish off his kite.
He, along with the other campers, raced to the field that Chris had
assigned them to show up at.

The
field was no longer a waste land that everyone had come to know over
the past few days. Now, it was neatly mowed and trimmed. Chef was
painting on the field and laying down dirt as well. Chris was just
standing there, but he was wearing a tuxedo and holding onto a
microphone.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
AFTERNOON CAMPERS! Chris hollered in the microphone, causing
everyone to jump a little. AND WELCOME TO YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!

Um…is
the microphone really necessary? Gwen demanded, rubbing here ears.

No.
Not really. But I like to make you suffer a little. You know, make
you earn the grand prize and all, Chris chuckled.

Most
of the campers rolled their eyes at this.

Anyways,
campers, todays challenge is simple: its a good-old traditional
game of baseball!

Most
of the campers sighed in relief, happy they didnt have to do
something out of the ordinary for the day. But perhaps the two
happiest campers were Tyler and Charlie Brown.

SWEET!
Tyler shouted. This is perfect! Ive been waiting for an
opportunity to show off my fierceness and athletic abilities to the
world! He ended his little announcement by flexing his muscles.

Oh
wowI LOVE a man who can play baseball, Lindsay swooned, which
earned her glares from her teammates. All, that is, except for Cody,
who looked a little upset by this.

The
rules are simple, Chris continued. The team with the most runs
after nine innings wins the game. Since the Killer Bass are two
people up, youll be sitting two people out per inning. Once the
innings over, youll have to switch between your players who
sits in and who playsand NO sitting people out back to back.

Confession Cam

Cody I think
I could be in trouble here. Not only have I been close to being voted
off twice now, but now Im in a situation where I have to try and
win a game Im no good at? If we lose, Ill totally look like a
fool in Lindsay (He stares at the camera, looking a little taken back
by what he said) I mean, her and the whole world because Ill be
voted off next! Doh! Whyd I say that?

Tyler Yes!
This is so my opportunity to show off to my teammates and everyone
else just what I can do! They doubted me before, but Ill show them
all today! (He gets a dreamy look on his face) And Lindsay will love
it too, Ill bet.

Charlie Brown I
was excited about being able to play baseball! Its not about the
winning or the losingI just love the game (He looks at the
ground in shame) Even though my team never won a game back home.

END

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOUVE NEVER WON A BASEBALL GAME? Duncan demanded. ARE YOU
TRYING TO TELL ME THAT ITS ALREADY PROBABLE WELL LOSE TODAYS
CHALLENGE?

Erwell
Charlie Brown stuttered.

Take
it easy, eh? Ezekiel responded. So what if he hasnt won a
game before. Hes got us on his team. Well be able to help him
out, eh?

Sure
we can, DJ smiled. I mean, weve got some pretty athletic
people on our team: Eva, Bridgette, myself, Duncan, TylerI think
were a shoe-in to win today.

Definitely!
Harold proudly boasted, thumping his chest. Plus, youve got me
and my mad skills!

Dude,
I think Ill take my chances with Charlie Brown, Duncan laughed.
Harold just glared in response.

Okay,
so whos sitting out first? Geoff asked.

In
the end, Harold and Sadie were chosen to sit out first for the Killer
Bass. Once Chef had finished preparing the field for the game, he
went into a nearby shack and grabbed some old baseball equipment for
the campers to use: gloves, helmets, baseballs, bats, etc. Then, he
slipped on an umpires suit and stood behind home plate.

The
Killer Bass were to be in the outfield first and the Screaming
Gophers were up to bat.

As
the campers were warming up, they noticed that Snoopy and Woodstock,
the cameramen, were walking onto the field dressed in baseball
attire. Woodstock was trying to carry an old record player to the
baseball field, though was staggering horribly. Snoopy glared at his
feathered friend and snatched the record player from him and set it
down on the field. He then, grabbed an old record, blew the dust off
it right onto Woodstock (who choked on it for a couple minutes), and
put it in the record player. Next, Snoopy pulled out a flag pole that
had the Camp Wawanakwa flag and the United States flag on it and set
it up in the middle of the baseball field. Then, after he pressed
play on the record player, Snoopy took off his baseball cap, closed
his eyes, and waited for the music to start playing. Woodstock
followed in his footsteps.

Seconds
later, the sound of the American National Anthem was playing loudly
through the speakers of the record player. Everyone immediately
stopped what they were doing and looked over to where the two
cameramen were standing, proudly saluting their flags as their
national anthem rang throughout the campgrounds. At first, all the
campers were a little confused as to why the American National Anthem
was playing when the show was taking place in Canada. But after a
couple seconds, Owen decided to play along as he took off his
baseball cap and he, too, saluted the flags as the music played. One
by one, the campers took off their caps and saluted the flag: even
Chef struck a military pose as he saluted the American Flag. Chris
joined in too near the end of the song.

Confession Cam

Chef Ahthat
reminded me of the good old days when I proudly served my own country
(he sniffs a little and tears swell up in his eyes) Good timesgood
times

END

Once
the song ended, Snoopy and Woodstock scrambled to get the equipment
off the field while having a military marching theme play in their
background. Once they got the equipment in the doghouse, they came
back out, dressed in full cameraman gear and carrying cameras. Their
attention was now solely focused on the days contest.

OKAY
MAGGOTS! PLAY BALL! Chef shouted once more. The game was now
officially under way.

The baseball
challenge has officially begun! What will happen? Which team will
prove to be the better team in this traditional American pastime? How
will Snoopy and Woodstock be able to capture all the action on
camera? Find out next time on Youre on Total Drama Island,
Charlie Brown!