Total Drama Porn Story: The Epic Journey – Chapter 5

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Chapter 5: The Final Stage

We all dove into the truck. Soon, a worker came along and tossed
a massive box in. As it hit the other boxes, they fell in on my
companions and me.

Then, everything went black.

I woke up to complete
darkness and the sensation that I was in a moving vehicle. As my
eyes adjusted, I could make out Gwen’s face right in front of me.

Gwen? I asked.

Gwen flung herself on me and hugged me. Trent!

Justin huffed. He got us all
mailed, and you’re
hugging him?

I got us all mailed? What do you mean?

Dude, we’re in a FedEx truck, said Tyler.

And we have no idea where the hell it stops, added Duncan.

I tried to take in all of this. Finally, I decided on a solution.
Let’s just get off when it stops, no matter where, and hope we can
get back on track.

As if on cue, the truck stopped. Wow, I’d probably been out for a
while, then. The driver opened the back of it, where we were, and
removed the massive package that had knocked the other ones onto us.
As soon as the driver wasn’t looking, we slipped out.

When the truck left, I noticed two things:

1. We were at a lakeside carnival of some sort

recipients of the massive package were the gun-toting ninja
dudes.

RUN! I yelled. We all
sprinted for the Ferris wheel; but while one ninja knocked out the
ride’s operator and started to operate the ride himself, the rest
cornered me on the dock. They began to shoot
at me.

Suddenly, I got an idea. I took a deep breath and let myself fall
into the lake.

The ninjas peered down at me. I think the kid’s dead, one
said. They walked away.

I opened my eyes halfway. Gwen leapt out of the Ferris wheel car
when it reached the bottom, punched the operator ninja several times
so that he was unconscious, and ran to the edge of the dock sobbing.
She fell down and looked at dead me. Tyler, Duncan, and Justin
followed her.

Is Trent… dead? asked Tyler in shock.

Gwen nodded and sobbed even harder.

I opened my eyes fully and smiled at her. Then, I climbed onto the
dock and…

Gwen kissed me on the lips.

When we finally pulled apart, Duncan said, Wow, nine whole
seconds. I’m impressed. You’re a pretty cool guy.

Lucky number 9.

Tyler nodded approvingly.

Justin said, You’re pretty cool, like Duncan said.

You guys are pretty cool, too, I told my three former enemies.

However, I didn’t get to join my three new friends and my new
girlfriend for a full minute before a familiar voice came from behind
us.

Is this your box, eh?

We all turned around to see… Ezekiel?

Yes, the short prairie guy was behind us, indicating the ninjas’
massive box.

I wanna open it, said Tyler. Duncan handed him a pocketknife
and the jock opened the box. It was full of…

Health textbooks? All six of us blinked in confusion.

Just then, Wilson drove up to us in
a van. She stepped out. So, there are my smuggled textbooks.

Of course. That was typical Wilson. Smuggle textbooks then make
students get them from a mob of stalker ninjas.

Wilson noticed Gwen and Ezekiel. What are you two doing here?

They looked at each other and shrugged. We’ve been with them the
whole time.

Justin blinked. Ezekiel, you’ve been with us the whole time?

Yeah, I really look up to you guys, eh.

I decided Ezekiel was my friend, too. No one had ever looked up to
me before.

Four new friends and an awesome girlfriend. Wow.

A/N:
And so the adventure ends.