Total Drama Porn Story: Once on this Island TDI Edition Chapter 2

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Hey
Im here with the first chapter! PS: I made Leshawna
Asaka, Courtney
Andrea, and Heather
a peasant (lol!) I just
thought that Heather was always an antagonist and I want to shake it
up a bit ^_^

Eva:
There is an island where
the rivers run deep

DJ:
And the sparkling in the
sun earns of the name Jewel of the Antilles

Heather:
*growls in disgust* Where
the poorest of peasants labor

Owen:
And the richest of Grand
Home play

Justin:
Two different worlds on
one island

Katie:
The Grand Hommes with their French ways, owners of the land and
masters of their own fate

Tyler:
And the peasants,
mysterious as night. Eternally at the mercy of the wind and the sea
who pray constantly to the gods

*music
starts*

Izzy:
Leshawna, grow me a
garden

Ezekiel:
Please Geoff, don’t flood
my garden

Katie and
Sadie: Please Lindsay,
who will my love be?

All:
And Duncan don’t come around me.

Beth
(spoken): Ah, such
powerful, such temperamental gods
rule our island.

Leshawna:
Leshawna, Mother of the
Earth.

Geoff:
Geoff, God of
Water.

Lindsay:
Lindsay, beautiful Goddess of Love.

Duncan:
And Duncan, sly Demon of
Death.

Women:
Leshawna, grow me a
garden

Men: Please
oh Geoff, don’t flood my garden

Women:
Yes Lindsay, who will my
love be?

All: And
Duncan don’t come around me
Please Geoff don’t flood my
garden
Leshawna grow me a garden…

Peasants:
We dance We dance

All:
To the music of the
gods
The music of the breezes through
The green plantain
The
murmur of the river and
The roar of rain
And if the Gods decide
to
Send a hurricane

Women:
We dance…

Men:
We dance

All:
To their ever changing
moods

Leshawna: We
know the gods are happy
When the green things grow

Geoff:
They’re angry when the
river
Starts to overflow

All:
And since we never know
Which way the winds will blow…

All:
We dance to the earth
We
dance to the water
The Gods awake and we take no chance
Our
hearts hear the song
Our feet move along
And to the music of
the Gods
We dance!

Courtney
(spoken): On the other
side of the island, safe behind
high walls and iron gates, the
grand hommes
dance to a different tune.

All:
La la la la la la
la

Trent: The
drink champagne. Entertain tourists at
their fine hotels. And
tell their servants,
“Polish up the Mercedes!”

All:
La la la la la la
la

Eva: Two
different worlds
Never meant to meet.

Noah:
The peasants labor

Izzy:
The grand hommes…
eat!

Grand Hommes:
How fine
Our clothes
are! We dance
How fast
We drive! We dance
We dance at
parties…

All:
While we are dancing
Just
to stay alive…

All:
We dance We dance

All:
What else is there to
do?

Men: But
plant the seed
And pull the weed
And chop the cane

Katie
and Sadie: And bear the
child
And bear the load
And bear the pain

Peasants:
And as the rich go racing
To their own refrain

All:
We dance to the earth
We
dance to the water
The Gods awake and we take no chance
Our
hearts hear the song
Our feet move along
And to the music of
the Gods
We dance to the earth
We dance to the water
The
Gods awake and we take
No chance…

Duncan:
Two different
worlds.
Ooh la
Never meant
to meet. Ooh la
But if the gods move
our feet…

All:
We dance! We dance! We
dance!

*End
Song*

DJ: Once
on this island, there was a terrible
storm!

Ezekiel:
Many huts washed away!
Many peasants
drowned by Geoffs angry waters!

Beth:
But one small girl
caught
his attention.

Little
Bridgette: Aaaahh!

Geoff:
And she was spared. An
orphan, plucked
from the flood by Geoff

Leshawna:
Sheltered in a tree by
Leshawna

Lindsay:
And sent on a journey by
the gods. A journey
that would test the strength of
love…

Duncan:
Against the power of
death…

Lindsay
and Duncan: On this
island of two different worlds!

All:
The story of Bridgette!