Total Drama Porn Story: Playboys Exception Chapter 1

Authors Note: Very AU. The characters are also…OOC. If you have any questions, please review or PM me. Thanks!

This story is based off of a Taiwanese drama fanfiction that is very popular on an Asian fanfiction community. “Playboy’s Exception” follows Duncan, Geoff, Courtney, and Bridgette as they are in college.

Official Pairings: Duncan/Courtney, Geoff/Bridgette

Other Warnings: This chapter contains cussing. Please do not repeat any cuss words at home.

Miss Delacourt!

A girl with brilliant light green eyes, small, playful, pink lips, and beautiful, radiant, golden hair snapped her head up from her desk to face her instructor. Professor!

Do you know how rude and disrespectful it is to be sleeping in class? the balding man asked, his expression fierce.

My bad. Its just that youre so boring. Bridgette, that being her name, replied in her cool and collected voice.

The professors face reddened in anger. Bridgette Marie Delacourt!

What?! an irritated Bridgette whined. She hated it when adults used her full name.

Go write me an apology on the board fifty times! Ive had enough of your back talk, miss. the professor snapped.

What the hell did I do? All I did was say that youre boring! Seriously, stop yelling! It will speed up the aging process, sir. As if you werent already old enough Bridgette muttered.

However, the professor heard her remark.

Thats it! Miss Delacourt, get out of my classroom! This is not your home to be talking back in and wandering in here late. the professor was now slightly panting from yelling so much, and he directed Bridgette towards the door.

Bridgette rolled her eyes and gathered all of her books into her light blue messenger bag. Right before she left the room, she turned to Joel, a hot stud on the schools hockey team, and seductively placed her hand on his shoulder, whispering, Cant wait for our date tonight.

She winked at the momentarily dazed hockey player and slowly left the classroom.

Joel smiled idiotically to himself. The whole week had been a blur to him. He had scored a date with Bridgette Delacour, one of the top two girls at Royale Vanity Academya school for the richest students and heirs and heiresses in all of Canada. Even parents from other countries paid to have their children sent to that expensive school.

Mr. Paterson! Pay attention!

The already annoyed professor saw the effect of Bridgette on Joel. That girlthe nightmare of every teacher. the teacher murmured to himself.

But Bridgette Delacour was also the dream of every guy.

Royale Vanity Academy: Cafeteria

Courtney Lovaas was having lunch with a few close friends, all of them dressed in short skirts and body-hugging, skimpy tops. Courtneys fair, flawless tanned skin and her flowing, gorgeous, mocha-colored hair fell in curls over her shoulders and down her back. She sure was something to ogle at.

Okay, so Im having the hottest barbeque and pool party at my house tonight, and you guys have got to come. exclaimed Christina, a dark-haired, busty exchange student from Korea. Christina handed out soft pink invitations with pictures from Clip-Art of a barbeque grill and a blue bikini on the front.

Gina, an adorable yet still beautiful girl with straight brown hair that reached her shoulder blades giggled as she read the invitation. Awesome! This partys going to be so hot! Youre going, right Courtney?

Courtney looked at herself with a compact mirror and applied a coat of sheer pink lip gloss. It depends on which hotties are going.

Christina flipped her hair over her shoulder and smiled. Worry not. The hotties on our list are invited.

Jessica, a smart yet also beautiful girl smoothed out a piece of paper containing twenty names of the supposedly thought to be hottest guys in all of Royale Vanity Academy.

In the number one spot were two namesDuncan Kingsley and Geoff Price.

Duncan Kingsley and Geoff Price were by far the hottest guys that had walked the planet. Christina, Gina, and Jessica had often fought over who was the hottest, so had ended up putting both Duncan and Geoffs names in the number one spot. Duncan was the typical bad-ass boy. He had the sexiest body that would make women melt at the sight or touch of it, and he had those unique, mysterious, icy blue eyes that would cause a girls heart to stop. Geoff was the hottest gentleman a girl could ever meet. His killer smile and charms would cause girls to go weak in the knees or even faint.

Ooh! Christina! I want to give Duncan his invitation card! Jessica and Gina shouted at the same time.

Courtney rolled her eyes. Please. You guys act as if hes Ashton Kutcher or something. Duncans not that interesting. Hes just a spoiled playboy.

Courtney, when you love a guy, he becomes the sweetest and hottest guy in your eyes. gushed Christina as she traced Geoffs name with her freshly manicured nails.

Girls, youre obsessing. Its not love. remarked Courtney as she laughed at her friends schoolgirl crushes.

Eh, girls, just dont mind Courtney. Shes just hung up with her new boyfriend these days. smirked Jessica.

Trent Axel, Courtneys boyfriend, was marked second on the hottie list.

Courtney, you should really go for Duncan. You two would make such a hot couple. insisted Christina.

Courtney snorted. Yeah, right. As if.

Hey! I think I would look better with Duncan! exclaimed Gina.

Jessica blushed, and then said, Sure

What are you guys talking about? asked Bridgette as she pulled up a seat next to Courtney. Bridgette and Courtney were closer together than any other girls in their group. Their parents had a very long and extensive history.

Bridgette! Youre cutting class again? Jessica asked in disbelief.

Courtney shook her head and laughed. More like got kicked out.

Bridgette high-fived Courtney and said, You know me too well.

Bridgette, Im having an awesome pool party and barbeque tonight. You have to come! squealed Christina as she handed Bridgette an invitation.

Bridgette glanced at the invitation. Sure. I havent had a good time in a long time. Mind if I bring along a date?

Okay, but he has to be hot. Thats Courtneys rule. giggled Christina.

Courtney put her arm around Bridgette, stating, I think that Bridgette would rather die than date an unattractive person.

Damn right. smiled Bridgette as she stood up. Im going to get something to eat.

Suddenly, two very loud shrieks caused every head in the cafeteria to turn to the center of the room, where Bridgette and Dana Bumbray had crashed into each other. Danas lunch was seeping and smeared all over her clothes, while Bridgette had gotten food trickling down her slim legs.

YOU! they screamed at each other.

Do you not have eyes when you walk?! yelled Dana in a high-pitched, squeaky voice.

What the hell are you saying? You knocked into me, whore! screamed Bridgette, a fire burning in her eyes.

Courtney flinched. Whenever Bridgette got in a fight, there was no stopping her. Courtney looked around and grimaced when she saw Danas boyfriend coming towards the commotion. Geoff Price.

What happened? Geoff asked casually as he draped his arm over Danas shoulders. Charming, dark blue eyes, a relaxed yet handsome jaw bearing his lustful lips, and his soft, baby-like blonde hair done in a sexy style, peeking out from under his infamous cowboy hatthis guy never failed to prove himself irresistible.

Bridgettes heart stopped for a moment as she looked into Geoffs gorgeous eyes. Geoff was also mesmerized by her beauty, but Bridgette quickly recovered.

This bitch dumped her whole lunch on me. Bridgette explained in a sweet voice.

Courtney went up to Bridgette and tugged her sleeve. Hey. Bridgette was being a bit too harsh, calling Dana a bitch in front of her boyfriend.

Watch your mouth. Geoff warned angrily. Bridgette Delacourt was practically insulting him in front of a good half of the students at Royale Vanity Academy.

Geoff baby, lets just leave. mumbled Dana, as she knew that she could not win against Bridgette.

Bridgette grabbed Jessicas cup of coffee and exclaimed, Not so fast!

Geoff turned around, and before he knew it, he was drenched in hot coffee. Bridgette gasped and held a hand up to her mouth. She had meant to splash Dana! Not Geoff!

As Geoff wiped away drips of coffee from his face, he didnt do anything, since it would ruin his gentleman nature with the women. Bridgette Delacourtyou remember this. he growled, and then walked away with an arm on Danas waist.

Bridgette walked back over to the table in a slight daze. What the hell did I just do?

Nothing. You just showed a jerk and his girlfriend some attitude. assured Courtney.

I poured coffee on Geoff Price, didnt I? murmured Bridgette.

Yes! shrieked Christina, Gina, and Jessica.

Bridgette turned to them, then broke out in a smile. That felt so good!

Courtney raised a brow, then mumbled awkwardly, Okay

Anyways, Bridgette, dont forget our hunt for a house. I cant stand my Dad any longer. Do you know how hard it is to bring Trent home with that totally hot snakehead tattoo across his chest? My dad thinks Trents a drug dealer! Courtney wailed.

Bridgette snapped out of her momentary daze and exclaims, Oh, yeah! I nearly forgot

Bridgette pulled out a white flyer out of her Chanel bag. I found this while shopping with Gina yesterday.

You guys are out of it. Why not stay in your enormous mansion as opposed to living in a common house? asked Jessica, scratching her head.

You two are definitely going to regret it. agreed Christina.

Courtney ignored their comments, then continues to look over the flyer. Good job, Bridgette! We might have a chance!

Bridgette pumped a fist in the air. Freedom, here we come!

Royale Vanity Academy: Auditorium

Dude! What happened to you? chuckled Duncan, observing Geoff as he walked into the brightly-lit auditorium.

Geoff groaned. Ive been poured coffee on by a beautiful girl.

Did you try to get her? laughed Duncan, his sexy smile with his killer dimple clearly visible.

Sure, I willif she was the last girl on earth! Shes damn crazy, you know that? cursed Geoff as he kicks over a blue foldable seat.

Bro, Ive got something that will cheer you up. stated Duncan.

Bridgette Delacourts head? asked Geoff, his eyes brightening.

Duncan raised an eyebrow. Bridgette Delacourt? The one always hanging out with Princess? She poured coffee on you? Cant say Im surprised, dude.

Pamela, Duncans current girlfriend, strutted up to them in a tiny skirt and revealing top. Duncan grinned as he scanned her profile.

Hey, baby. she cooed as she kissed him. Geoff gave Duncan and awkward look. How could Duncan like Pamela? She was such a dimwit, only good in bed.

Hello, gorgeous. was Duncans reply.

After a couple more kisses, Pamela broke away. I just wanted to let you know that theres a party at Christina Parks house tonight. Its a pool party.

She winked at Duncan and then after a few more passionate kisses, she broke off and walked out of the auditorium.

Pool party murmured Duncan. The thought was so tempting. Hot babes practically naked with activities of flirting and seducing going on.

Hey, what were you going to tell me before? asked Geoff, snapping Duncan out of his thoughts.

Oh, right muttered Duncan as he pulled out a crumpled piece of paper from his back pocket.

Geoff read the flyer, his eyes widening with excitement. I love you, bro! Geoff shouted with a laugh.

Ew. Reserve all of that for Dana. remarked Duncan, putting the flyer back in his pocket.

When should we check out this place? asked Geof.

Duncan shrugged. Before anyone else does.

Okay, so were going tomorrow. Its Saturday, anyways.

What? But I have a date with Amy tomorrow. exclaimed Duncan, then looked ashamed as he saw the amused look on Geoffs face.

Geoff shook his head. Two-timing again, Duncan? Those girls are going to hate you when they find out, bro. When are you going to change your bad habit?

Geoff really was a gentleman. He believed that girls should be treated with respector at least until you dump them.

Hey, I cant help it. There are way too many girls, and theres only one of me. joked Jerry. So were going tomorrow, right?

Geoff nodded. Think about it you can be with as many girls as you like once we get the house. No worries of servants, butlers, or parents walking in on us doing anything.

Duncan nodded. I freakin cant wait to get away from my parents. Theyre always nagging me. And the reporters! Do you know how many times I have been on magazine covers with my girlfriends?

I understand your pain, man. said Geoff, as he shared the same experiences with the media.

Duncan sighed happily. Freedom

Once we buy that house, the first thing Im doing is checking out our girl neighbors. smirked Geoff.

Duncan grinned. Totally.

Up Next: Friday Night (The Pool Party)