Total Drama Porn Story: Chicks dig the toque Chapter 1
Disclaimer, I don’t own TDI
Authors note: Wow, it’s been a while hasn’t it? I’m really sorry but I have a descent excuse. I’ve come down with cronic “what flippin year is it?” syndrome. This causes loss of time and lazyness. But don’t worry I’m being treated now and have a new story to prove it.
“Sexist pig!” Eva shouted after Ezekiel as the later ran through down town Muskoka at top speed. He was a good clip away from the fitness buff and doing his best to try and avoid pesdestrians, but manged a quick “Soorry, eh.” when he did bump into someone. Eva however was still a giving chase and plowed through people like a human bulldozer. At the corner of a street they finally stoped to catch there respective breaths. Zeke descided to take this chance and try to talk he down.
“Why huff are you puff chasin’ me, gasp eh?” Zeke panted hands on his knees, Eva in the same position. “You huff huff sexist huff pig.” Zeke looked at the buff girl with concern “You okay?” Eva nodded “Yeah, your alot faster than I expected. That’s all.” Zeke shrugged “Gotta be. Workin on the farm, keeping up with the animals, it’s a work out.” Zeke pulled back the sleeve of his jacket and flexed, showing off a fair bit of muscle. “See?”
Eva cocked her unabrow “Huh, and you went on a show because of doctors orders?” Zeke shrugged “Actually the doctor said I’m as healthy as a horse, he thought I should just try and hang out with more people my age. It was my dad who said we should say it was doctors orders. Thought it’d be funny, eh?” Eva nodded again. The two of them got up and stretched and Zeke spoke up again “Tell ya what why don’t I treat you too a cup of coffee to make up for what I said back on the island?” Eva thou about this for a minute “Make it a smoothie and you’ve got a deal.” Zeke smiled “Done.” Eva stood up and smirked “Lets go piggy.”
At the smoothie shop, Zeke and Eva had struck up a conversation comparing farm chores to exercises. Soon one smoothie became five as Zeke and Eva continued to talk about anything they could think of. Zeke looked outside and noticed the sun was begging to set. “Gosh, what time is it, eh?” He checked his watch and shook his head “Soorry, Eva. Gotta get back hoome so my mom doesn’t woory.” Eva nodded “It’s cool I gotta start heading home too.” Zeke stood up and smiled “I had a really nice time today Eva. Think you’d wanna hang out again?” Eva smirked “Sure just let me give you my cell number.” For a moment Zeke looked confused before the expression softened “Oh, you mean yoor cell phone right.”
Eva rolled her eyes “Yes pigles, I thought we went over that.” Zeke nods “I remember, I also remember when you beat a seniors weight lifting record on your first day of school.” Mild surprise flashed across Eva’s face before smiling “Your a good listener, you know that?” Zeke shrugged “So I’ve been told.” The girl smiled as she handed the napkin with her number over to the boy who she was ready to beat to a pulp only hours ago. “You have good night pig-boy” Zeke rolled his eyes “You ever gonna stop coolin me that?” Eva shook her head “Not for awhile, think of it as a step up from chasing you around.” Zeke shrugged before walking out the door and running up the street. Eva’s eye followed the prarie boy up the street. “Hmph, he’s kinda cute, when he’s not being sexist.” She said, a feint blush creeping up her cheeks.